Pun: A Form Of Wit, To Which

Pilgrim, N. A Traveler That Is Taken Seriously. A Pilgrim Father Was One Who [was] Not Permitted To Sing Psalms Through His Nose [in Europe], Followed It To Massachusetts, Where He Could Personate God According To The Dictates Of His Conscience.

Phonograph, N. An Irritating Toy That Restores Life To Dead Noises.

Knowledge Is The Small Part Of Ignorance That We Arrange And Classify.

Bore, N. A Person Who Talks When You Wish Him To Listen.

Truthful, Adj. Dumb And Illiterate.