Look On The Bright Side; That's One

I Like To Think Of Myself As The Chris Benoit Of The Movie Industry, Capable Of Taking Any Picture And Carrying It To Box-office Success. Take Garden State, Without Me That Would Have Just Been Two Hours Of Portman Doging.

Everyone Has A Warped Vision Of Hollywood And What Success In Hollywood Is Like.

People Keep Asking Me Whether I'm Going To Vote For Obama Or Mccain In The Election. But I'm Like, Why Bother? There Will Never Be Another Leader As Good As He Was.

My Tears Cure Cancer Too, It's Just That I Laugh At Cancer Patients.

Hitler Had The Right Idea. He Was Just An Underachiever.