The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is

Everyday I Question Myself. I Look In The Mirror, Or Read One Of My Scripts, Or I Reflect On My Acting And I Say To Myself 'that Was Good...but Was It Zach Braff Good?' Lets Just Say Things Have Been Looking Pretty Zach Braff So Far.

It's Hard For Me Not To Be Extraordinarily Cute. I Had To Fight It.

I Think They're Bogus, Honestly. How Utter Garbage Like Crash And Million Dollar Baby Can Win Best Picture, Where True Works Of Art Such As Garden State Go Untouched Is Beyond Me. It Just Proves How Close-minded America Really Is, And I Refuse To Take Part In It.

Sure, They Are The Future Of Our World. Nike And Reebok Need More Factory Workers Every Day.

It Has Been Pretty Much Downhill Ever Since The 13th Amendment