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If A Benevolent God Exists, So Does Reincarnation. He Wouldn't Send Me Here Just Once.

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It Blows My Mind That There Are People Out There Who Deny The Holocaust. Why Would You Ever Deny Such A Great Achievement. It's Like Denying The Cure For Polio Or Something.

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