A Kid Came Up To Me The

I Don't Care About Image And All That Nonsense. I'm In Sweat Pants Every Day. I Don't Play The Game At All.

Hitler Had The Right Idea. He Was Just An Underachiever.

I Mean, I'm A Writer, Actor, And Director. Not To Rock The Boat Or Anything, But Compare That To A Carpenter And, In The End, Who Is The Better Man?

I Love The Holiday Season, Almost As Much As I Love Touching Myself In Front Of Orphans.

Sometimes I Regret Not Being Catholic. I Think I'd Make A Pretty Good Saint.