Long Time No See. I Only Pray

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

It's Like A Dream Come True. When Somebody Is Paying You To Talk About Yourself, You've Won.

So Often, Over The Course Of Our Day-to-days, We Forget The Details Of What Shapes Us Most In Life. Sure, We'll Pay Through The Nose To Have Our Weddings Videotaped, But Can We Say The Same Thing About The First Time We Discovered Masturbation, Or The Moment We Realized That The True Nature Of The Opposite Sex Is To Lie And Humiliate (and I'm Not Just Talking About Women Here)? Usually Not.

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today.

The Writer Crafts Their Ideal World. In My World, Everyone Has Really Long Conversations Or Just Picks Apart Pop Culture To Death And Everyone Talks In Monologue.