Long Time No See. I Only Pray

All These People Who Say Success Changes People; Well, No, It Just Magnifies What's There.

Sometimes The Path You're On Is Not As Important As The Direction You're Heading.

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.

I Wanted To Get My Movie Noticed Without Spending Any Ad Money. So I Made A Bit Of A Spectacle. I Recorded Lots Of Podcasts. I Bickered With Hate Groups. I Criticized Critics. I Banged Pots Together. I Did Everything I Could To Raise Awareness Without Raising Any Money To Do So.

My Father Taught Me To Weigh My Words Carefully, And Speak Up Only When I Had Something Insightful To Add To The Proceedings, Or Something Really Funny To Say. He Also Taught Me That If I Couldn’t Be That Kind Of Guy In Real Life, That I Could Earn A Healthy Living Pretending To Be That Guy In The Movies – Particularly When Paired Up With A Long Haired Stoner.