I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.

I Know What It Feels Like To Carry A Lot Of Weight In A Society That's Very Image-conscious. It's A Thin Person's World, And We Try To Navigate Within It Without Being Made Fun Of.

I'd See Movies, Comedies, And I Loved 'animal House', I Loved All The John Hughes Stuff, But I Never Saw Me And My Friends Totally Represented.

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.