If You're Lucky, You Go From Being

With What You Don't Know About Me, I Could Just About Fill The Grand Canyon.

If You Grow Up Fat, You Have To Try Harder.

Dudes Know I'm Not A Threat. Chicks Know I'm Not A Threat.

Why Do My Movies Make People Feel So Dead Inside?

Stop…stop, That’s The Next Generation Of Fans… How Dare You Pass Judgment On Those 12-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires! They Need To Be Encouraged Because In Six Years They’ll Be 18-year-old Girls Who Like Vampires And Are Into All Sorts Of Goth-permissive And Whatnot. Don’t Poo-poo It. There’s A Plan, And It’s Working.