Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

Life Is What You Allow Yourself Not To See.

I Went Into A Restaurant One Night And Ordered Lobster, And The Waiter Brought Me One With A Claw Missing. I Called Him Over And Told Him About It. He Told Me That In The Back There's A Tank They Keep The Lobsters In And While They're In There, They Fight And Sometimes One Loses A Claw. I Told Him 'then Bring Me A Winner.'

Winning Is Overrated. The Only Time It Is Really Important Is In Surgery And War.

The Only Mystery In Life Is Why The Kamikaze Pilots Wore Helmets.