I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass

I Don't Know Why People Question The Academic Training Of An Athlete. Fifty Percent Of The Doctors In This Country Graduated In The Bottom Half Of Their Classes.

Live In The Moment That You Are In.

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.

On How To Make The Game More Exciting - Eliminate The Referees, Raise The Basket Four Feet, Double The Size Of The Basketball, Limit The Height Of The Players To 5 Feet 9 Inches, Bring Back The Centre Jump, Allow Taxi Drivers In For Free And Allow The Players To Carry Guns.