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Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You Have To Do As Long As You Don't Hurt People.

I'm An Einstein Of The Streets And An Oxford Scholar Of Common Sense.

I Just Can't Recruit Where There's Grass Around. You Gotta Have A Concrete Lawn Before I Feel Comfortable Enough To Go In And Talk To You Parents.

When A Guy Takes Off His Coat, He's Not Going To Fight. When A Guy Takes Off His Wristwatch, Watch Out!

The People Who Know Basketball, Their Elevators Don't Go To The Top.