Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At

Butch, You Come From Dewitt Clinton. There Are Five Thousand Brothers In That School. You're The Best There. You've Been All-city Two Years In A Row. How Bad Can You Be? You Come With Me And We'll Make Nice Music.

Don't Call Me Son Unless You're Going To Include Me In Your Will. (when Adolph Rupp Called Him, "son.")

You Better Have Great Practices.

All Love Affairs End. Eventually The Girl Is Gonna Put Curlers In Her Hair.

God Didn't Miss Any Of Us.