Every Obnoxious Fan Has A Wife At

Make Your Life Exciting. Do What You Have To Do As Long As You Don't Hurt People.

I Want My Team To Have My Personality: Surly, Obnoxious, And Arrogant.

I Don't Think Any Decent Human Being Enjoys Recruiting.

It Bothers Me That The Average Fan, The Average Sportswriter For That Matter, Pays So Much Attention To What's In A Box Score. A Box Score Does Not Properly Represent The Most Important Thing - Team Play. It Shows Some Guy Scoring 27 Points, But It Doesn't Show That My 27-point Man Let His Guy Score 30.

Butch, You Come From Dewitt Clinton. There Are Five Thousand Brothers In That School. You're The Best There. You've Been All-city Two Years In A Row. How Bad Can You Be? You Come With Me And We'll Make Nice Music.