Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.