Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.