Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

A Good Neighbor Is A Fellow Who Smiles At You Over The Back Fence, But Doesn't Climb Over It.

If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

It Was As Helpful As Throwing A Drowning Man Both Ends Of The Rope.