Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

His Insomnia Was So Bad, He Couldn't Sleep During Office Hours.

Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal But You Can't Make It Unpopular.

You Can Always Judge A Man By What He Eats, And Therefore A Country In Which There Is No Free Lunch Is No Longer A Free Country.

It Is Impossible To Tell Where The Law Stops And Justice Begins.