Liquor - You Can Make It Illegal

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.

An Empty Cab Drove Up And Sarah Bernhardt Got Out.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

If You Laid All Our Laws End To End, There Would Be No End.