You Can Always Judge A Man By

A Plumber Is An Adventurer Who Traces Leaky Pipes To Their Source.

A Newspaper Is A Circulating Library With High Blood Pressure.

About A Veteran Player Thrown Out Trying To Steal Second: There Was Larceny In His Heart, But His Legs Were Honest.

Lefty Grove Could Throw A Lamb Chop Past A Wolf.

If You Demand Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called 'blackmail'. If Your Lawyer Demands Money From Someone In Exchange For Your Silence, It's Called A Settlement. If You Do Big Things They Print Your Face, And If You Do Little Things They Print Only Your Thumbs.