I Started Out In Clubs, And I've

You Want To Make People Laugh And By Virtue Of That Please Them, But When You're Instructed To Make People Laugh And Please Them, You're Too Resentful To Do It.

If We Can Send A Person To The Moon, We Can Send Someone With Aids To The Moon, And Then Someday We Can Send Everybody With Aids To The Moon.

I Think Fake Boobs Have Done Great Things For Real Boobs. I Think People Finally Appreciate Real Boobs. People Like Real Boobs. I Do. I Also Enjoy The Fact That They Are Life-nourishers.

I Think I've Been Called Edgy - But In All Honestly, There Is A Safety In What I Do Because I'm Always The Idiot.

I Gave Him A Compliment! All Right, I Told Him He Probably Would've Made, Like, A Really Expensive Slave In The, Like, In The Olden-timey Days.