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Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.

I'm Jewish, But I'm Totally Not.

I Talk To Friends Who Get Their Feelings Hurt When They Read Twitter Mentions. I Have An Amazing Solution - Don't Read Twitter Mentions.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.

Unvisited Tombstones, Unread Diaries, And Erased Video Game High-score Rankings Are Three Of The Most Potent Symbols Of Mankind's Pathetic And Fruitless Attempts At Immortality.