I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe

Why Would I Become Involved With Something That Doesn't Include Everyone? If You're Getting Married Today, It's The Equivalent Of Joining A Country Club That Doesn't Allow Blacks Or Jews.

Summer Camp: The Second Worst Camp For Jews.

I'm Lucky Because I Intentionally Keep My Overhead Low, And So I Can Say, "no, Thank You."

The Reason The Rest Of Us Remember, Like, When John Lennon Died, Is Because It's A Moment When Adrenaline Is Surging.

I Just Think Of Myself As A Comedian, Really.