I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe

Sometimes A Joke That Doesn't Work Just Needs A Breath Or A Little Word Or The Tiniest Little Change To Be Fixed.

I'm Lucky Because I Intentionally Keep My Overhead Low, And So I Can Say, "no, Thank You."

I Do Love Poop. I Can't Help It. The Heart Wants What It Wants. I Enjoy Being Clever And Pithy And Political, But Nothing's Going To Get Me Like Dumb Stuff.

Everyone's Got Their Own Velocity, And There's No Real Time Frame With Comedy.

The First Time I Did Stand-up Was The Summer I Was 17.