Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

Best Way To Get Rid Of Kitchen Odors: Eat Out.

If Your Husband Wants To Lick The Beaters On The Mixer, Shut Them Off Before You Give Them To Him.

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Fight.

My Cooking Is So Bad My Kids Thought Thanksgiving Was To Commemorate Pearl Harbor.