Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

Fang And I Are Always Fighting. When We Get Up In The Morning, We Don't Kiss; We Touch Gloves.

You Know You're Old When Someone Compliments You On Your Alligator Shoes, And You're Barefoot.

On The Way To The Delivery Room, I Almost Changed My Mind About Having A Baby. I Wouldn't Have Found It So Hard To Go Ahead With It If I Had Realized That Having A Baby Was The Only Way I Could Ever Become A Grandmother.

When I Go To Bed At Night, I've Got So Much Grease On My Body I Wear Snow Chains To Hold Up My Gown.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.