Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

I'd Love To Slit My Mother-in-law's Corsets And Watch Her Spread To Death.

I'm Eighteen Years Behind In My Ironing. There's No Use Doing It Now, It Doesn't Fit Anybody I Know.

All I Ever Learned At My Mother's Knee Was What A Bony Knee Looked Like.

Life Began On This Planet When The First Amoeba Split. Mankind Will Still Be Seeking God, Not Accepting That God Is A Spirit; Can't See It, Touch It, Only Feel It. It's Called Love.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.