Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

Aim High, And You Won't Shoot Your Foot Off.

Tranquilizers Work Only If You Follow The Advice On The Bottle - Keep Away From Children.

A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last Night Again—nothing.

Every Time I Go Near The Stove, The Dog Howls.

You've Got To Realize That When All Goes Well, And Everything Is Beautiful, You Have No Comedy. It's When Somebody Steps On The Bride's Train, Or Belches During The Ceremony That You've Got Comedy!