Like All Good Ruins, I Look Better

They Just Elected Me Mis Phonograph Record Of 1966. They Discovered My Measurements Were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

Becoming A Comedienne Was My Way Of Adjusting To Puberty.

If It Weren't For Baseball, Many Kids Wouldn't Know What A Millionaire Looked Like.

I Serve Dinner In Three Phases: Serve The Food, Clear The Table, Bury The Dead.

Oh, That Dog! Ever Hear Of A German Shepherd That Bites Its Nails? Barks With A Lisp? You Say, "attack!" And He Has One. All He Does Is Piddle. He's Nothing But A Fur-covered Kidney That Barks.