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Yes, It's True, I've Been Called The Laurence Olivier Of Spoofs. I Guess That Would Make Laurence Olivier The Leslie Nielsen Of Shakespeare.

I'm Sure That We Can Handle This Situation Maturely, Just Like The Responsible Adults That We Are. Isn't That Right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

I Like That Kind Of 'straight-faced' Comedy. I Like To Be Straight-faced And Outrageous.

Any Sport That Comes From Scotland Is Good!

I Have Always Loved Science Fiction. One Of My Favorite Shows Is 'star Trek.' I Like The Trips, Where It Drops My Mind Off, Because They Give You A Premise And All Of A Sudden, You Say, 'oh!' And I'm Fascinated By It.