Life On Earth Is Like College And

Well Let Me Tell You What [high School Musical] Is Really About. High School Musical Is About This Group Of Boys Who Are All Being Molested By The Basketball Coach, Who Is Zac Efron's Dad. It's About Them Struggling To Cope With This Molestation. And They Have These Little Girlfriends, Who Are Their Beards. Oh, And Somehow There's Music Involved. You Have To Get Stoned To Watch It.

Every Time I Leave The House Or We Go Anywhere, There Is A Paranoia. We Always Have To Watch For Specific Cars And Specific Signs That We're Being Photographed.

My Sense Of Humor Doesn't Translate Well Into Print, Some Of The Things I Say Can Be Offensive Or Found Offensive Even Though I Don't Mean Them That Way. So I Have Been Told To Try And Censor Myself Here And There. I'm Trying, But I'm Not Really Succeeding At It.

I Resent Having To Prove That I'm Not A Retard.

All Humans Are Born With The Ability To Be Attracted To Both Sexes.