All Humans Are Born With The Ability

Don't Let Loneliness Drive You Back Into The Arms Of Someone Who Doesn't Give A Damn About You.

You Have To Assume Everything Is Going To End Up Online, Even If You're Alone In A Hotel Elevator.

I Always Bring Cash For Tips, And I Never Give Less Than $20. I Used To Work In A Smoothie Shop, So I Know The Value Of A Tip.

I Personally Always Find Something Really Scary About Watching Little Girls Learning To Manipulate Their Dads By Baby Talking. Then They Grow Up And Use The Same Technique On Their Boyfriends Or Husbands. That Scares Me Because It's Just So Sick On So Many Levels.

I Have The Libido Of A 15-year-old Boy. My Sex Drive Is So High. I'd Rather Have Sex With Brian All The Time Than Leave The House. He Doesn't Mind.