Life Is Short. Short, And Not About

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

I Didn't Believe In Reincarnation In My Past Life, And I Still Don't.

I'm Such A Good Lover Because I Practice A Lot On My Own.

For God Sakes, This Is A Woman I Was Married To For 10 Years. We Made Love. I'd Hold Her Head Over The Toilet Bowl When She Threw Up.

Early In Life, I Was Visited By The Bluebird Of Anxiety