Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or

Believing Would Be Easier If God Would Show Himself By Depositing A Million Dollars In A Swiss Bank Account In My Name

Not Think Of Death As An End, But Think Of It More As A Very Effective Way Of Cutting Down On Your Expenses.

In The Event Of War, I'm A Hostage.

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

When You Start Putting A Higher Value On Works Of Art Than People, You’re Forfeiting Your Humanity.