Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or

Figures Tell Us There Are Already More People On Earth Than We Need To Move Even The Heaviest Piano.

I'm Very Old-fashioned. I Believe That People Should Stay Married For Life, Like Pigeons And Catholics.

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

There's Nothing Like The Discovery Of An Unknown Work By A Great Thinker To Set The Intellectual Community Atwitter And Cause Academics To Dart About Like Those Things One Sees When Looking At A Drop Of Water Under A Microscope.

When I Was Born My Mother Was Terribly Disappointed. Not That She Wanted A Girl - She Wanted A Divorce.