Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or

There Are Worse Things Than Death. Many Of Them Playing At A Theater Near You.

I Wouldn't Mind Dying So Much If It Wasn't That I Would Be Dead At The End Of It.

There's Nothing Wrong With You That A Little Prozac And A Polo Mallet Can't Cure.

I Cannot Say For Certain That God Does Not Exist; I Think The Worst Thing That Can Be Said About Him Is That He's A Bit Of An Underachiever.

[an Audience Conditioned By A Lifetime Of Television-watching Is So Corrupted That] Their Standards Have Been Systematically Lowered Over The Years. These Guys Sit In Front Of Their Sets And The Gamma Rays Eat The White Cells Of Their Brains Out!