Problems Are Like Toilet Paper. You Pull

Man Consists Of Two Parts, His Mind And His Body, Only The Body Has More Fun.

More Than Any Other Time In History, Mankind Faces A Crossroads. One Path Leads To Despair And Utter Hopelessness. The Other, To Total Extinction. Let Us Pray We Have The Wisdom To Choose Correctly.

If It Turns Out That There Is A God...the Worst That You Can Say About Him Is That Basically He's An Underachiever.

Men Learn To Love The Woman They Are Attracted To. Women Learn To Become Attracted To The Man They Fall In Love With.

There Are Three Rings Involved With Marriage. The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, And The Suffering.