It Takes All Sorts Of People To

I Have Often Noticed That Ancestors Never Boast Of The Descendants Who Boast Of Ancestors. I Would Rather Start A Family Than Finish One. Blood Will Tell, But Often It Tells Too Much.

Procrastination Is The Art Of Keeping Up With Yesterday.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.

Life Is One Damned Kitten After Another." Mehitabel The Alley Cat

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.