It Takes All Sorts Of People To

There Was Once A Hindu Sage, Who Sat Down On The Banks Of The Ganges And Thought For Seventy Years About The Millennium. Just As He Arrived At The Solution And Was Putting It Into Verse, A Mosquito Stung Him And He Forgot It Again At Once.

A Pessimist Is A Person Who Has Had To Listen To Too Many Optimists.

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

Insects Have Their Own Point Of View About Civilization A Man Thinks He Amounts To A Great Deal But To A Flea Or A Mosquito A Human Being Is Merely Something Good To Eat.

It Is Better To Be A Part Of Beauty For One Instant And Then Cease To Exist Than To Exist Forever And Never Be A Part Of Beauty