Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of

Many A Man Spanks His Children For Things His Own Father Should Have Spanked Out Of Him.

Ideas Pull The Trigger, But Instinct Loads The Gun.

An Idea Isn't Responsible For The People Who Believe In It.

My Heart Hath Followed All My Days Something I Cannot Name.

By The Time A Bartender Knows What Drink A Man Will Have Before He Orders, There Is Little Else About Him Worth Knowing.