Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of

An Old Stomach Reforms More Whiskey Drinkers Than A New Resolve.

Middle Age Is The Time When A Man Is Always Thinking That In A Week Or Two He Will Feel As Good As Ever.

If A Child Shows Himself Incorrigible, He Should Be Decently And Quietly Beheaded At The Age Of Twelve, Lest He Grow To Maturity, Marry, And Perpetuate His Kind.

An Optimist Is A Guy That Has Never Had Much Experience.

No Form Of Government Matters Nearly As Much As The Spirit And Intelligence Brought To The Administration Of Any Form Of Government.