Life Is Not Fair. And You Have

There Comes A Time Whenyou Haveto Let Yourclothesgo Out In The World And Try To Make It On Their Own.

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

If They [at The Audition] Don't Like The Way You Sound They Won't Buy You Anyway, Ripped Dress Or No Ripped Dress, Ass Hanging Out Or No Ass Hanging Out.

I Had No Idea Of Being A Star, All I Knew Was That I Wanted To Be A Great Actress, I Wanted To Work As An Actress. So I Thought The Way I Would Be A Great Actress Was To Sing And Dance First. Lay A Foundation - Get My Foot In The Door, And Then Undoubtedly, Of Course, I Would Be Offered Great Roles As Soon As I Grew Up Enough To Handle Them.

When I Turned 50, I Threw Myself A Big Birthday Party, And I Looked Seriously At What My Life Has Been About. I Recommend This To Everybody. Ask Yourself, "what Have I Done? How Did I Do It? Where'd I Mess Up? Where Did I Do Well?" When I Did This Assessment Of My Life, I Said To Myself, "it Was Really Good." I Made A Lot Of People Laugh, Made A Lot Of People Cry In A Good Way, Brought A Lot Of Joy To People, Picked Up A Lot Of Garbage. And In All Those Years, I Saw A Lot. I Went To Foreign Lands. I Met Interesting People. And I Got It!