If You Pick Up A Ukulele, It

It's A Different World Now: Stars Come And Go Quickly, And There Are So Many Of Them. I Read A Statistic That All The Record Companies Combined Used To Put Out Around 3,000 Albums In A Year. Now They Put Out Something Like 30,000!

I Try Not To Drink Too Much Because When I'm Drunk, I Bite.

I Decided Years Ago Not To Read Stories About Myself Anymore. Each One Is A Potential Minefield: Whatever It Says, You're Bound To Take It The Wrong Way. Why Do It If You Know It's Going To Make You Miserable?

I Want To Have Fun, And I Want To Give People A Good Laugh.

Enough About Me. What Do You Think About Me?