If You Pick Up A Ukulele, It

A Person's Life Is A Journey, A Road. Sometimes You Go Off The Road And Sometimes You Stay On All The Way Through. But You Are The Only One On That Road. It's Your Road.

I Bear No Grudges. I Have A Mind That Retains Nothing.

America Is So Caught Up In This Celebrity Mania!

I Celebrate Everyone's Religious Holidays. If It's Good Enough For The Righteous, It's Good Enough For The Self-righteous, I Always Say.

I Want It All - And I Would Like It Delivered.