Marriage Is Such Hard Work. And It's

I Decided Years Ago Not To Read Stories About Myself Anymore. Each One Is A Potential Minefield: Whatever It Says, You're Bound To Take It The Wrong Way. Why Do It If You Know It's Going To Make You Miserable?

When It's Three O'clock In New York, It's Still 1938 In London.

I've Always Been Lucky Enough To Have Great Audiences. It Has Been Quite A Life.

I'm Not Interested In Perfection. The Universe Is Perfect, And There Are Some Works Of Art That We See As Perfect, But Human Beings Aren't Perfect.

Men's Brains Are Smaller Than Those Of Women So They Can Fit Into Their Penises.