Life Is For The Living.

I'm At The Stage Of Life When If A Girl Says No To Me I'm Profoundly Grateful To Her.

There's Nothing Sexier Than A Lapsed Catholic.

I'd Never Join A Club That Would Allow A Person Like Me To Become A Member.

Some Of The Best Memories Of My Childhood That I Have Are The Times That I Played Hooky From School So I Could Spend My Days In The Public Library Reading All The Wonderful Books At My Disposal.

A Wife Lasts Only For The Length Of The Marriage, But An Ex-wife Is There For The Rest Of Your Life.