I Know Of Only Six Genuine Comic

I Took A Test In Existentialism. I Left All The Answers Blank And Got 100.

When I'm Writing Something, If There's A Part That's Good For Me, Then I'll Play It. Otherwise, I Don't. And I Notice That There Are Less And Less Parts For Me In My Own Writing.

I Have Bad Reflexes. I Was Once Run Over By A Car Being Pushed By Two Guys.

How Am I Immature? Intellectually, Emotionally, And Sexually. Yeah, But In What Other Ways?

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.