I Know Of Only Six Genuine Comic

That’s One Of The Nice Things About Writing, Or Any Art; If The Thing’s Real, It Just Lives.

My Films Are A Form Of Psychoanalysis, Except That It Is I Who Am Paid, Which Changes Everything.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Wish I Could Be A Great Pianist Or Something.

Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or The Idiot Who Gets Fooled By The Idiot?

There's A Tacit Agreement Between Myself And The Audience That I Will Entertain Them When They Buy Their Ticket, And I've Been The One That Has Screwed That Up. Once In While I Indulge Myself And Try Something Else, And I Keep My Fingers Crossed That It Will Come Out Good And There'll Be Enough People Who Will Enjoy It, But That Doesn't Often Happen.