Don't Knock Masturbation. It's Sex With Someone

The Artist Can't Give You An Answer That's Satisfying To The Dreadful Reality Of Your Existence. So The Best You Can Do Is Maybe Entertain People And Refresh Them For An Hour-and-a-half.

Show Business Is Dog Eat Dog. It's Worse Than Dog Eat Dog. It's Dog Doesn't Return Dog's Phone Calls.

I Was Nauseous And Tingly All Over. I Was Either In Love Or I Had Smallpox.

It's Just Gossip, You Know. Gossip Is The New Pornography.

With Me; It's Just A Genetic Dissatisfaction With Everything.