Life Is A Series Of Dogs.

She Was Only A Prostitute, But She Had The Nicest Face I Ever Came Across.

Whenever You See The Word Cuisine Used Instead Of The Word Food, Be Prepared To Pay An Additional Eighty Percent.

I Am A Personal Optimist But A Skeptic About All Else. What May Sound To Some Like Anger Is Really Nothing More Than Sympathetic Contempt. I View My Species With A Combination Of Wonder And Pity, And I Root For Its Destruction. And Please Don't Confuse My Point Of View With Cynicism; The Real Cynics Are The Ones Who Tell You Everything's Gonna Be All Right.

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National

Never Give Up On An Idea Simply Because It Is Bad And Doesn't Work.