A Lot Of The People Who Keep

Picture Your Grandmother In Hell, Baking Pies... Without An Oven.

I'm Not In Show Business Because I Don't Have To Go To The Meetings, I'm Just Not A Part Of It, I Don't Belong To It. When You "belong" To Something. You Want To Think About That Word, "belong." People Should Think About That: It Means They Own You. If You Belong To Something It Owns You, And I Just Don't Care For That. I Like Spinning Out Here Like One Of Those Subatomic Particles That They Can't Quite Pin Down.

If You're Looking For Self-help, Why Would You Read A Book Written By Somebody Else?

I Remember When I Was A Kid I Used To Come Home From Sunday School And My Mother Would Get Drunk And Try To Make Pancakes

Inside Every Cynical Person, There Is A Disappointed Idealist.