I'm In Shape. Round Is A Shape.

When I Ask How Old Your Toddler Is, I Don't Need To Hear '27 Months.' 'he's Two' Will Do Just Fine. He's Not A Cheese. And I Didn't Really Care In The First Place.

And Now, In The Interest Of Equal Time, Here Is A Message From The National

If A Man Smiles All The Time, He’s Probably Selling Something That Doesn’t Work.

The Day After Tomorrow Is The Third Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.

I Hate Dr Phil. Dr Phil Told Me To Express My Feelings, So I'm Expressing Them.