Life Begins At Forty, But So Does

If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.

The American Success Formula Is First To Get A Home Of Your Own, Then To Get A Car Of Your Own So You Don't Have To Stay In That Home Of Your Own.

Lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It.

I'm Going To Stop Putting Things Off, Starting Tomorrow!

More And More Congressmen Now Stay In Washington All Year-round Because They Can't Stay At Home Under The Laws They've Passed.