Letting Your Freak Flag Fly Is Something,

Summer Camp: The Second Worst Camp For Jews.

Making My Family Laugh When I Was Little - It Became An Addiction. It Was A Kind Of Survival.

I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."

Also, I Learned Whether You Are Gay, Bisexual, It Doesn't Matter, You Know... Because, At The End Of The Day, They're Both Gross. But Mostly, I Learned That Elderly Black Women Are Wise Beyond Their Years... But Younger Black Women Are Prostitutes.

I Always Look At Myself Knowing That I Will Have A Certain Degree Of Cognitive Distortion.