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The Sun Shines Directly On This Great Country, And It Can Be Harvested, It's Not Owned By Anybody. It's Something The Jews And The Palestinians Share And Could Work Together To Make The Whole World A Better Place, Not Just This Middle East Stuff, But The Whole World.

I Have A Ton Of Holocaust Stuff, And Some Of It Is Really Hard Core.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.

Don't Tell Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't. It's Like Saying, 'hey, When You Get In The Shower, I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary.' 'wait--are You Gonna Read My Diary?' 'no! I Said I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary. Go Take A Shower!'

I Can't Wait Till Sunday, I'm Gonna See My Favorite Niece And My Other Niece.