Let's Not Be Too Quick To Blame

Much Still Remains To Be Learned About His Sex Life Because The Hummingbird Is Quicker Than The Eye.

Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You Are Sure Of Your Facts.

The Stork Is Voiceless Because There Is Really Nothing To Say.

Most People, It Seems, Think That Robinson Crusoe When He Landed On His Island Had Nothing To Keep Him From Starvation Or Anything Else. As A Matter Of Fact He Had Twelve Raft Loads Of Supplies That He Took Off The Wrecked Ship. He Had As Much Food And Furniture As If He Had Had A Delicatessen Store And Fifth Avenue Outside His Hut.

If You Annoy The Hog-nosed Snake Enough, He Will Roll Over On His Back And Play Dead. If You Turn Him Right-side Up, He Will Roll Over To Prove That He Is Dead... While He Is Playing Dead, You Can Go Straight Up To Him And Step On His Head Or Smash Him With A Big Club.