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[footnote:]each Male Has From 2 To 790 Females With Whom He Discusses Current Events. Of These He Marries From 3 To 17.

[footnote:] Pliny The Elder Described A Whale Called "balaena Or Whirlpool, Which Is So Long And Broad As To Take Up More In Length And Breadth Than Two Acres Of Ground." This Brings Up Again The Old Question: Are The Classics Doomed? Our Ancestors Believed That Four Years Of This Sort Of Information Would Inevitably Produce A President, Or At Least A Cabinet Member. It Didn't Seem To Work Out That Way.

Young Normal Tigers Do Not Eat People. If Eaten By A Tiger You May Rest Assured He Was Abnormal.

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Henry Viii Had So Many Wives Because His Dynastic Sense Was Very Strong Whenever He Saw A Maid Of Honour.