Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

It Is Because Of His Brain That He [modern Man] Has Risen Above The Animals. Guess Which Animals He Has Risen Above.

To The Seeing Eye Life Is Mostly Sparrows.

I Do Not Travel. I Am Not Much Of An Extrovert, And I'm Not Much Interested In Extroverted Objects. I Do Not Care For The 'ideas' Of Novelists. Novels Are Wonderful, Of Course, But I Prefer Newspapers.

Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue Rent And Miscellaneous Hell.