Never Call Anyone A Baboon Unless You

The Male Is Colored Much More Gorgeously Than The Female So That He Can Be Shot And Made Into Feather Embroidery.

The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent Faithful To His Mate-who Is Locked Into The Same Cage.

Humor Springs From Rage, Hay Fever, Overdue Rent And Miscellaneous Hell.

The Wren-box Problem Is Becoming More Acute Each Year, For Wrens Now Demand Better Housing Conditions And Labor-saving Devices.

Young Normal Tigers Do Not Eat People. If Eaten By A Tiger You May Rest Assured He Was Abnormal.