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There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Crap!

Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner Managed To Successfully Stop An Order Of Monks From Operating A Business On His Property. The Police Forced The Friars To Close Down Their Stall, Which Was Outside The Playboy Mansion Where They Had Been Selling Flowers. Said One Friar, Well, If It Was Anyone Else We May Have Gotten Away From It, But, Unfortunately, Only Hugh Can Prevent Florist Friars.

As A Kid I Watched Television 24 Hours A Day And Loved Every Minute Of It. The Two Shows That Always Make Me Laugh And Are Therefore My Favorites Are The Dick Van Dyke Show And Fawlty Towers.