And If That Isnt The Truth, It

I Am Such A Pessimist That Every Project Has Surpassed What I Envisioned.

Our Top Story Tonight: Famous Tv Dolphin Flipper Was Arrested Today On Prostitution Ring Charges. He Allegedly Was Seen Transporting Two 16 Year Olds Across State Line For Immoral Porpoises.

I Believe It Was Shakespeare Who Said, 'all The World's A Stage, And You Are Crap!'

I'm Handsome, No Ands, Buts Or Ifs.

To Be A Dramatic Writer Takes Hard Work, Talent, And Discipline. And That's Why I Just Make Up Crap.