Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

My Mother Said To Me, 'why Do You Have To Call Yourself A Dyke? Why Can't You Be A Nice Lesbian?' 'because I'm Not A Nice Lesbian, I'm A Big Dyke.'

Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

A Woman Will Allow Herself To Be Clouded By Her Emotions. Her Reasonable Thought Becomes Completely Unreasonable Over The Most Ridiculous Thing. It's A Girl Thing.

Never Point At Anything Beige And Call It Cool.

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.