It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A

It's A Cosmic Joke That I'm A Lesbian, Because I Understand Men So Well But Women Are A Complete Mystery To Me.

A Woman Will Allow Herself To Be Clouded By Her Emotions. Her Reasonable Thought Becomes Completely Unreasonable Over The Most Ridiculous Thing. It's A Girl Thing.

My Idea As Far As Comedy Goes Has Always Been To Push The Limits Of What's Acceptable For A Woman To Do Or Say Or Be. My Hero In That Would Be Lenny Bruce, Who Teaches Us That Words Have No Meaning. It's The Intent Behind Them That Is What's Important.

Learn All The Rules... Then Break Them.

Guns Don't Kill, People Do.