The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.

There Is A Bit Of Hans Christian Andersen In Every Dane.

(responding To A Sneeze From The Audience) Who Exploded?

Laughter Is The Closest Distance Between Two People.