The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

If I Have Caused Just One Person To Wipe Away A Tear Of Laughter, That's My Reward.

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.

I Do Not Have A Single White Note On My Piano; My Elephant Smoked Too Much.