The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

Mendelssohn Never Wrote Any Water Music. However, He Wrote The Scotch Symphony, Which Is Even Better, Or At Least Stronger.

The Elephant Smoked Too Much.(explaining Why The Keys Of His Piano Were So Yellow)

I Learned To Play The Piano On My Mother's Knee - That Was Before We Got A Piano.

Beethoven Wrote In Three Flats A Lot. That's Because He Moved Twice.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.