The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

The Difference Between A Violin And A Viola Is That A Viola Burns Longer.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.

Occasionally, A Finger Comes Up To Wipe A Tear [of Laughter] From The Eye... And That's My Reward... The Rest Goes To The Government.

It (the Double-clarinet In India) Was Primarily Used For Snake Charming, Since The Snake Would Do Almost Anything To Get The Indians To Stop Playing It.

Always Remember To Forget The Things That Made You Sad, But Never Forget To Remember The Things That Made You Glad.