In My Dreams Of Heaven, I Always

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

You Want Something By Bach? Which One, Johann Sebastian Or Jacques Offen?

What Is The Difference Between A Nazi And A Dog?the Nazi Lifts His Arm.

Humor Is Something That Thrives Between Man's Aspirations And His Limitations. There Is More Logic In Humor Than In Anything Else. Because, You See, Humor Is Truth.

I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just Not Used To It.