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There's No Such Thing As Good Ideas And Bad Ideas. There Are Only Your Own Ideas And Other People's. If You Want Someone To Like Your Idea, Tell Him He Said It First Last Week And You Just Remembered It.

When You Hire That First Person, Then You're A Boss. You've Got Performance Reviews. You've Got Complaints About Not Making Enough Money. You've Got People Who Are Just Going To Sell Your Story To The Tabloids.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car. But Women Wised Up And Realized It Was Better To Buy Their Own Hot Cars So They Wouldn't Have To Ride Around With Jerks.

Have You Ever Noticed That Things That Don’t Kill You Make You Weaker? And Great Minds Don’t Think Alike. If They Did, The Patent Office Would Only Have About Fifty Inventions. I Started Getting Suspicious When I Cried Over Spilt Milk And The Cashier Took It Off My Bill.” - Wally

Free Will Is An Illusion. People Always Choose The Perceived Path Of Greatest Pleasure.