Women Have All The Power Because Women

If I Had A Kid, I'd Give Him A Name That Would Make Everyone Would Want To Say His Name. I'd Call Him, Pizza-pussy-santa. I Would! Cause Everybody Likes One Of Those Things.

I Gotta Quit Smoking, Doctor's Orders, And The Drinking, Court Orders.

I'm Not Really A Music Guy.

I Have Soundtracks For A Lot Of Stuff.

Men Are Having Sex With Animals And We Wonder Why The Animals Attack Us. And I'll Tell You Why: It's Cuz Of That One Sick Man, And It's Up To Me And A Half-mexican To Stop Him.