I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

I Smoke So Much. Three Packs A Day... I Went To The Bathroom, A Camel Came Out Of My Ass.

You Ever Make Fun Of Someone So Much, You Think You Should Thank Them For All The Good Times You've Had?

I Never Wanted To Be Famous.

Are You Shooting Webs Of Stupid At Me?

It's A Horrible Economy But I'm Trying To Do My Part. I Just Bought A New Shower Curtain It Has All The Presidents On It. Do You Know How Hard It Is To Masturbate With All The Presidents Staring At You? And When The Water Hits Them It Looks Like They're Crying.