I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

I'm A Joke Comic. I Tell Jokes.

I've Never Had A Surprise Birthday Party. I've Had Every Other Type Of Surprise. I've Had Surprise Beatings, Surprise Drug Tests, Surprise Daughter I Think.

I Feel Like Soundtrack Music Is Almost Like Seeing The Movie Again, But With My Ears.

Here's A Tip: Never Get Drunk While Wearing A Hooded Sweatshirt. You Will Eventually Think There's Someone Right Behind You.

There's A Late-night Scene In Every Town, And Everyone Has Something Going On, ... I've Heard Good Stories About (syracuse); This Is A Very Good Party Town, A Good Drinking Place. I Definitely Would Like To Come Back And Check It Out Further. Do Some More Research, As I Call It.