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That Would Be Cool If The Earth's Crust Was Made Out Of Graham Cracker. It Would Disappear Just Like The Ozone Layer, But For Completely Different Reasons.

I Have Found When I Look At An Audience That The Expressions On The Peoples' Faces Aren't Always Up To Par With The Sounds That They're Making. A Crowd Can Sound Like They're Having A Good Time When Your Eyes Are Closed But If You Open Your Eyes, The Looks On Some Of Those Faces Don't Equal The Sound.

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

Fettucini Alfredo Is Macaroni And Cheese For Adults.

If You Find Yourself Lost In The Woods, Build A House. "well, I Was Lost, But Now I Live Here!"