I Used To Do Drugs. I Still

I Put Fruit On Top Of My Waffles, Because I Want Something To Brush Off.

I'm Always On The Road, And I Drive Rental Cars. Sometimes I Don't Know What's Going On With The Car, And I'll Drive For Ten Miles With The Emergency Brake On. That Doesn't Say A Lot For Me, But It Doesn't Say A Lot For The Emergency Brake. What Kind Of Emergency Is This? I Need To Not Stop Now. It's Not Really An Emergency Brake, It's An Emergency Make-the-car-smell-funny Lever.

If You Have To Release Bad News To The Public, It Would Help If You Are Not Ugly.

If You're A Fish And You Want To Be A Fish-stick, You Have To Have Very Good Posture.

I Played Golf... I Did Not Get A Hole In One, But I Did Hit A Guy. That's Way More Satisfying.