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I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.
-Mitch Hedberg
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I Used To Do Drugs. I Still
Mitch Hedberg
I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.
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