Lake Wobegon, The Little Town That Time

... Life Itself Is Brief, And That Is What Charges The Day With Such Ridiculous Beauty.

Majestic Doesn't Appeal To Us. We [americans] Like The Grand Canyon Better With Clarence And Arlene Parked In Front Of It, Smiling.

In Romance, As In Life, You Only Learn When You're Losing.

He Was Admired For Never Being At A Loss For Words And Never Wasting Any Either.

Before The World Was Made, When It Was Only Darkness And Mist And Waters, God Was Well Aware Of Lake Wobegon, My Family, Our House, And He Had Me All Sketched Out Down To What Size My Feet Would Be (big), Which Bike I Would Ride (schwinn), And The Five Ears Of Corn I'd Eat For Supper That Night.